This is what I do all day at work.

Why are men such fucking cunts seriously. Not a happy girl today and a certain someone will 100% be feeling my wrath at work today.

yungcoochie:

and yet 2007 still happened

thefandomsthatwaited:

I wish it was socially acceptable to wear whatever we want and I’m just not talking about revealing clothes I’m talking about togas and full on Victorian dress and evening gowns for the hell of it. I mean imagine if people went around dressed like elves or dwarves from Lord of the Rings it would be fabulous I mean have you seen how hot that stuff makes you

(via fake-mermaid)

finchfaced:

acciobeautifulhorcruxes:

after the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone finally understood what was pulling those school carriages at the beginning of each year.

you know what FUCK YOU THAT’S WHAT

(Source: wintrrsoldierr, via polinfladob)

1like1prayer:

playing flappy bird like

image

(Source: 1like1prayer, via totheinternetandbeyond)

Nail polish on my fingernails: *chips off when I sneeze*
Nail polish on my toenails: *survives a nuclear war*

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

(via pizza)